PapeRoaster

The world is full of documents that that people no longer want. They also do not want other people to see them. That is why Adolf Ehinger made the first electric paper shredder in the 1959. His concept of the duel cutting cylinders attached to a motor has really been the standard over 50 years. Unfortunately this form of destruction cannot be trusted any more. As proven by such authoritative shows like CSI and Psych, these strips of paper can be reconstructed by people with nothing else to do.

It is also worth noting that there is now quite a large industry around document destruction. If a company shreds paper at their location then they have to dispose of the shredded paper that takes up twice the space that non-shredded paper does. There are companies like Shred-it that make millions by simply taking your paper away and disposing of it. The world is ready for a solution that really destroys documents and doesn’t generate dumpsters full of paper.

 

The world is ready for the ETI 3000 PapeRoaster. This takes the destruction process to an irreversible state. The paper is loaded into the PapeRoaster and is shredded into 1/8 inch strips. This process increases the surface area of the paper. Roller Cylinders feed the paper down the center. At this point two Heat Jet Manifolds will ignite propane. The strips of paper drop into the gauntlet of fire and are reduced to ashes. The final charred waste is collected in a high temp polymer bin.

The American Office now has a way of to achieve total document destruction.  Some of our cautious customers have expressed concern about an open flame and fuel source in the copy room.  The ETI 3000 PapeRoaster is fully incased in a 1 inch thick cement enclose. The Rollere Cyclinders inside restrict the flame and heat from moving up the shredder.  As an added precaution the bin door will not open if the temperature inside is over 110° F. These safeguards insure complete incineration without a chance of harming the operator.

Design challenges include.

• There is a good chance for the process to have air flow issues. Too much air and the ash will blow everywhere. Not enough and the fire does not burn.
• A vent might be added to allow heat to exhaust outside.

This is a $500,000 idea. Every major office in the world would want one. The units would sell for $3000 and could be built for $500. Shipping will eat into the profits as the Cement casing would weigh it down. Ongoing sales of the fuel could help offset some costs.

With the ETI 3000 PapeRoaster  bad guys everywhere would not fear the CSI search warrant. Lets see Gil Grissom reconstruct that on an oversized light table.

Until next time - Keep Thinking

Eric The Inventor